Story of My Life

Well I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas, my vacation was spent helping the incapable humans find their ducks. I can always overhear the phone calls my dad receives when they need my help. "Paul, we need Moose" "We won't find these ducks without him" Blah Blah Blah. So the guys proceed to show me where the ducks went down. What these guys don't understand is that I can smell things that they can't. It usually goes something like this: "Moose its over here" "Moose it went down over here" "Moose its not over there" and then I'll pull out the ducks from a different spot. I get all muddy but I think I'm finally getting these guys trained.